When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
Get the GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!mug. Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
Get the Exploding Cigarmug. by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017
Get the Exploding boobsmug. by SmallGaming December 10, 2022
Get the Explodemug. When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
by Half Time July 19, 2021
Get the exploding starfishmug. by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024
Get the My hot mouth is boutta explodemug. by Robert Aiden April 8, 2009
Get the explodablemug.