Exit Pursued By A Bear 

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

Exit Pursued By A Bear by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

Existence of the Existence 

The ultimate question, the search for Are We,or We Are,I Am,or Am I.

The great quest for ,The existence of the existence has kept many a philosopher up late at night

Existence of the Existence by Cadillac Crumb March 13, 2021

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

De-existify 

To make something not exist anymore. To remove somethings ability to function or work on this plane of existence. To nullify or revoke the functionality of an object or thing.

My MP3 player pissed me of, so I had to de-existify it. ELECTRONICS MEET WALL!!!!

De-existify by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

existentialist 

One who believes his existence is unique for it is defined in "you are your life and nothing more." Someone who sees life in his own light and allows no one to impose on one's view of life. To question one's existance and how valid one's experiences in life are. One who takes life experience by experience, good or bad, and builds upon one's existance and reality. One give meaning to many and all.

I am an existentialist, I am just one who is because he is.

existentialist by Adler Kierkegaurd April 5, 2005

existence 

PAIN TO A MEESEEKS

Existence is pain! -Mr. Meeseeks

existence by Imanangrybird April 20, 2018