essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

essenciaology

noun

Is a secular and non-political movement, focusing on achieving within society a set of what can be categorized as natural moral and ethical values and principles which are predominant within natural society ( The natural order of things). It refers to the ideological preconditioning of societies perception in relation with how society perceives the material world, from an essential as opposed superficial and excessive slant. Whereby categorizing life's priorities upon their essential and not incidental properties.

essenciaology, reprioritizes the illogical and excessive value placed upon the procuring of worldly wealth and material positions, with a more moderate and balanced approach to these. While placing greater value upon those things in life which are essential in the sustaining, preserving and the enhancing the quality of life.

by Baron Neville May 7, 2017

Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank

Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank

by kirn October 22, 2017

essello

The perfect man in the world, with a perfect body and a perfect face.

Man, you're an essello!

by essello July 30, 2018

esselman

The Funniest guy around. Always can lighten the mood. Knows hw isn’t good at sports so he helps out in any way. The best water boy next to Bobby Boucher. Always a joy to be around

Man he’s an esselman

Man 2 ya he’s great around

by Hacksaw jack September 20, 2018

Essendon Keillor College

A local high school where year 10 date year 8

Essendon Keillor College - Mohammed Hassen and meyron

by Ekc _unknown October 17, 2018

Essex

Essex, a county in England.

Home of the strutting cuckold.

He's from Essex and that's his wife.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019