Emil

Emil is a hot guy whos a little fat and have the biggest penis in the world history:)

Her: Whats your name
Him: Emil

Her: Can i suck your cock?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Emil

She's the most awesome wholesome and she loves stripper funerals. At first Emil is shy but don't be fooled by the shyness, Emil is a talkative and amazing person ever to hand around with. She'll make you laugh and love playing games.

"Wow, i wish i had an Emil"

by yudfwqyuefgwajyhdw September 19, 2022

emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017

Emile

He is a nice guy that cries a lot and games in class and does barely any work so basically bad at math

Sup Emile

by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022

Emil Aker

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.

I would like to be like an Emil Aker, he gets so many girls even though he is officially obese .

by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020