Emil

Funny,nice,very handsome

He is a very nice Guy he must be a emil

by Emil petterson March 23, 2018

Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.

Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil

by Pappsen December 17, 2022

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emile

An bad gamma friend. He is annoying and has no booty

Alpha male: he has such a small booty
Alpha male 2: yes he is such an Emile

by Cool alpha girl May 13, 2022

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

emil

emil is an attractive white boy who has my heart but he doesn’t like me back

he is the class clown and has 0 respect for anyone and ask me for gum all the time

calls me nicknames 🤭

d- “i hate that bitch emil”

me: (thinks) i can’t get him outta my head bro he’s so hot

by limelove March 2, 2023