eleventeenonyone

e-leh-vehn-teen-un-e-won

A number that is used to reassure others that you are not smart by combining two different numbers to make the dumbest number you can.

Johnny, what's 120 - 11?
ELEVENTEENONYONE!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Throwing Eleven

Giving the middle fingers to someone.

Lady Gaga was throwing eleven at the crowd at the Mets game today.

by deeeeeezy October 26, 2010

Seven-Eleven Effect

The effect of a person's attractiveness being dramatically improved by a singular event or series of subsequent events.

Dude, I saw a real cutie at Blockbuster earlier. At first, she was just "okay" looking, but then she said something to her friend, and she had an Australian accent! Needless to say, the Seven-Eleven Effect took her from a 6 to solid 9!

by Jambo_11 September 24, 2011

Devin Eleven

How 7-11 employees pronounce the name of their store. Said with an Indian accent.

Cashier: Ello, welcome to Devin Eleven

by Butt_man July 16, 2018

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 6, 2022

The Eleven Thing

The act of flinching when someone puts makeup on you.

When Mike tried to put makeup on Eleven in Stranger Things, she did the Eleven Thing.

by BarnabyandBella33333333333 July 9, 2022