Crack the Egg

To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

by Corklad9 August 11, 2018

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006

wonder egg priority

an anime about a girl with blue hair likes eggs a lot, and toilet paper helped her face her fear of the egg that she loved. She now has an egg fetish. A best friend hatched from the egg. Yes, an egg. Then again she does have a fetish.

friend A: have you seen that new episode of wonder egg priority
friend B: yes the egg fetish girl
friend A: yeah she's addicted next thing you know it she'll be making out with them *blush face*'
friend B: your weird.. but then again right.

by inosuke hotty shotty January 18, 2021

crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

egg head

An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.

Charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head!

by anonymous 100 September 2, 2008

Egg Hunter

Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.

" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "

by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009

Egg o' Biscuit

The Egg O’ Biscuit is a large, fast-food grade biscuit with a fried egg, cheese, and sometimes ham. perfect for grabbing on your way out the door to class and eating on the run.

The (more commonly called) Egg o' Biscuit was also called "Egg o' Muffin," the "Egg o' Biscuit," and, somewhat incongruously, the "Egg o' Croissant."

The Egg o' Biscuit was quoted as many people surveyed "A flavor explosion in there mouth" Although many people has a passion for the Egg O' Biscuit, It was shamed on by many due to it's yolk. Usually liquid, the yolk had the tendency to squirt out the other side of the sandwich unexpectedly.
However, many people think that it approached the breakfast sandwich perfection asymptote more thoroughly than any other of its kind, Many people still adore The Egg O' Biscuit.

Person 1: "Hey is that a Egg O' Biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and It just exploded all over my shirt."

by Egg Lover. October 19, 2009