Montana Exit

Leaving a party without announcing an exit, thanking the host or saying good by to the guests.

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room

by Montana Wife September 23, 2011

existentialism

"yolo" for philosophers

Man, I can't believe I just bombed that test. #existentialism

by datscience July 30, 2013

Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

Existence of the Existence

The ultimate question, the search for Are We,or We Are,I Am,or Am I.

The great quest for ,The existence of the existence has kept many a philosopher up late at night

by Cadillac Crumb March 13, 2021

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

De-existify

To make something not exist anymore. To remove somethings ability to function or work on this plane of existence. To nullify or revoke the functionality of an object or thing.

My MP3 player pissed me of, so I had to de-existify it. ELECTRONICS MEET WALL!!!!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020