Dunce Cap

a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.

"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."

by Old Carndog December 16, 2013

duncan

horny. As in Duncan Hines moist.

Seeing that guy at the gym makes me so duncan.

by woowoowoo May 2, 2012

Danica

Danica is a beautiful girl with blonde hair and usually likes guys names Logan

Danica is a girl that's very smart and has a lot of friends and every one knows her and every guy wants to be with her

by Jason8373 February 28, 2017

Danny Duncan

Danny Duncan is an extreme way of life. It’s not the kind of life where you just party all the time, it’s the type of life where you don’t give a single fuck, and do as you please. To accomplish this way of life, you must have flowing, blonde, immaculate hair.

Abraham: Yo dude, you tryna come play some video games?
Pegasus: Nah man, ima keep Danny Duncaning.

by llucasmilam May 4, 2019

Dunch Punch

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.

Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."

by hey biznitches April 13, 2010

donic

A combination of the dank and the chronic resulting in the ultimate. Can be a noun or adjective depending on the use.

Dude, that stuff is the donic.

Hey man pass me the donic.

by tzo September 16, 2008

dugick

a dugick is somone who appears to be retarded and upon further observation is even more retarded then you thought. dugick is someone who lives in a 300,000 dollar house and thinks he is a full blown redneck. if you are walking in close range of a dugick beware, for he will walk in front of you and slow down just to piss you off. if you tell this dugick to get out of your way then he will respond by saying "what" at which point you start laphing hystarically and care no longer because retards are funny.

"dugick! get out of my way or walk faster"
"what"
"ha! ha! nevermind"

by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008