chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

pump her in the dumper

A rhyming way to say fuck her in the ass.

I told my bro to pump her in the dumper and then he went balls deep in that asshole.

by ivyvault July 4, 2015

dammer

to be bored, looking lonely and depressed, little friends, always has his/her head down

damn,that boy/girl lookin real 'dammer' today

by real*shit!!! March 16, 2009

dummest

The way an idiot from Canada spells dumbest

THAT IS THE DUMMEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

by Not a Canuk! January 22, 2014

Dumber'd

When someone does or says something dumb.
Also used if you make a supid mistake.

*Alex does something dumb*
Rob: You just got dumber'd

by I_Slangared_J00! June 2, 2009

dumberring

What happens when you stop doing smart stuff and your intelligence slowely drips out of your ears and onto the floor.

Stephanie gave up her academic career and took up a job in retail. As a result she felt herself dumberring.

by Bling Bling Blah Blah December 1, 2011

Drummer's Face

A term that is given to any musician, no matter the instrument, when they make an unusual, funny, serious or eccentric face when concentrating on playing their instrument. It is entirely subconscious, and therefore uncontrollable until noticed.
It's called "drummer's fac"e as it is more prominent in drummers than anyone else. As extreme loss of body fluids, high temperature, rapid movement and heavy syncopation are the symptoms suffered by drummers generally more-so than other musicians.

Tom was playing a fast 16-beat-groove on his drums. Slowly this became more syncopated. The point arrived when he had unknowingly (for he was lost in the music) played maniacally far over the time of the 3-minute-long song . He gazed up to the audience from his world of smashing shit as fast as humanly fucking possible to present his facemeat. His eyes now complete with red veins and his mouth now open wider than the 12 parsecs that separate the cheeks of Harrison Ford's smile. You could be mistake him for being in labour. You could mistake him for being in pain. But no, Tom was drumming the shit out of that kit. Tom had developed...Drummer's Face. And it was good.

by M3TEOR October 1, 2014