Drunkerexia

1.The eating disorder in which a person refuses to eat or drink any non alcohalic beverage;
2.When a person gets waisted in stead of eating;
3.Only drinks alcohal to loose weight

1.Meg suffers from drunkerexia she doesnt eat or anything just goes home and has a Screw Driver.
2.Lisa Has Drunkerexia, she has a martinie any chance she gets she'll choose it over dinner.
3.I have drunkerexia thats why im skinny now give me a gin and juice

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

drunken highlight real

The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night

Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?

Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.

by John Chayer April 5, 2010

Drunken Thumb Wrestling

The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.

After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.

by All hands on dick. October 17, 2011

drunky drunkerton

Fez Watley on his birthday.
(Local radio host in Washington DC)

Ron: "Hello Mr. Drunky Drunkerton!"
FEZ: "FLA ALL THE WAY!!!!!"

by Sim Girl April 5, 2004

drunken scrabble

A variation of the game Scrabble, but where players are drunk and instead of using real words they come up with their own word AND definition. Scoring is based upon group consensus on the creativity of the word and defintion.

We had downed many beers while playing Scrabble when we began having a hard time coming up with real words that were more than monosyllabic. We decided then to scrap the game and start a new one using our own words- drunken scrabble.

by pedalPusher July 2, 2006

drunken moron

One who has drunk himself retarded. Refer to www.drunkenmorons.com for more information.

Look, Billy! Seath is a drunken moron!

by Shaniqua Jones October 29, 2003

Drunkenomics

The economics of getting drunk. Usually used in financial terms to calculate the most efficient way of getting drunk. It can also be applied, although this is a much rarer usage, to the supply of alcohol available or the demand for it.

Friend 1 - "The six pack of bavaria is better drunkenomics than going for a naggin"
Friend 2 - "True. In absolute drunkenomic terms the six pack is better as it has 130ml of ethanol compared to the 80ml in the naggin, but in relative drunkenomic terms the naggin wins cos it will get you fucked up quicker"

"Dude, everyone is drinking expensive beer here, the drunkenomics is awful"

by gavinfromdublin March 3, 2008