Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

drowning salmon

Man flops his dick in and out of a womans pussy

woman-Do a drowning salmon on me

by the.eagle June 11, 2011

drown me

To let a girl squirt on you(or to just eat her out)

Johnny: Hey girl when you gone drown me😩💦💦
Girl: boy stop playin

by Bldrr June 7, 2018

Ooga Booga drowning in a drain state high head ass

identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.

Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"

by sehro May 11, 2020

downdate

When someone posts an update on Facebook which is designed to show how miserable their life is. Some that go up are just plain attention seeking over a very minor event but some of course would appreciate a call as they maybe dont have someone IRL they can speak to.

Not to be confused with "cryptic" updates which don't get a response when asked "whats up" because they're just plain annoying and everybody hates them.

{Facebook status}
Jenny 'Smith'
"Why does everyone hate me, this is so tough"
Luke 'Jones'
"Not ANOTHER downdate from you!? This has been going on for months and its not good for you! We need to do something about this, I'll call you"

by IRMaggers January 9, 2013

Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

by lardeboy July 8, 2006

drowned

drunk as beyond a sober man's comprehension.

I honestly can't even give you a solid answer on that one right now... i was fuckin DROWNED.

by twyler865 June 16, 2011