down by the river

A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.

"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

its much funnier when he says it, trust me.

by scoobydoo July 28, 2006

Falling Down

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.

Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!

by The Asshole July 24, 2008

bring down

- noun

a person who is giving off negative vibes during an otherwise positive time

a pesimest trying to rain on one's parade

debbie downer

"that Ben guy was a real BRING DOWN. He just sat there like an idiot while I tried to get the party started."

"stop being a BRING DOWN and let's go!!! The bar is going to be crawling with cougars...and I know how much you like cougars!"

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

Down yonder

Referring to one's crotch/nether region

After I had my baby, that nurse came and cleaned me up good down yonder.

by yeahmannotman May 20, 2015

break it down

To explain at length, clearly, and indisputably.

"Break it down Oblio, break it down."

"Let me break it down for ya."

by dahv September 9, 2008

pipe down

basically telling someone to shut up.

"hey you over there, pipe down"

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021