by NoReGerTs January 19, 2018
Get the Doucheyfruit mug.DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain May 24, 2018
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Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?
Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.
Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.
by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018
Get the Douchey Dick mug.Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
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Get the Doucher than a body wash mug.A compound word used for a dude that sucks. Specifically he sucks at Fantasy Sports. Typically stealing ideas from others and pretending like they were his ideas. A commissioner roadie. Also makes out with the twin brother of the commissioner to infiltrate league rules. Smells like bigfoots sick.
by Jetersalwayswin April 1, 2022
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