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Doucheyfruit

A homosexual individual who thinks to highly of themselves.
Ken thinks he's better than you and I. What a doucheyfruit.
by NoReGerTs January 19, 2018
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DoucheRkabob

DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain May 24, 2018
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Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.
Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.
by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018
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Doucher

Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)

In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.

Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
Oh, you like NFL and ass-grabbing your bros? You must be a doucher; go wash your hands.
by anathema July 5, 2019
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Douchey Violin Player

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.
by tudeep November 26, 2020
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Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
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Doucheydarrendick

A compound word used for a dude that sucks. Specifically he sucks at Fantasy Sports. Typically stealing ideas from others and pretending like they were his ideas. A commissioner roadie. Also makes out with the twin brother of the commissioner to infiltrate league rules. Smells like bigfoots sick.
The one fella in my league is such a doucheydarrendick.
by Jetersalwayswin April 1, 2022
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