Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos

Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016

Dusty Dorito

GET THe FU AWAY FrOm ME

Ew dusty dorito

by Future4371 January 30, 2021

Doritos

A nickname you give to a boy or a guy you find cute and maybe like a little

Jena: Heyy Doritos
Austin: Wussup cutie

by Potmisham October 6, 2021