Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."

by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

Dorito

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.

Any other Dorito lickers out there besides my wife?

How many Doritos can you fit in your mouth?

by FarmRoad June 30, 2020

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 6, 2023