Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Doritos

The best chips to ever exist.

Bob: Hey Jerry! Want some Doritos?

Jerry: HELL YEAH

by XyroTheTotallyRealGerman September 23, 2021

Dorito Draws

Underwear that has been worn past 2 days.
Starts to get a little cheesy.

Damn Jay Jay you're still wearing those Dorito Draws?!

Ight cheesy gone somewhere

by DirtyJames June 11, 2025

dorito

Riley

that Riley kid looks like a dorito

by haroldmandude December 4, 2023

dorito rampage

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.

Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.

by The wet bandit March 11, 2014

Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022