Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

by Yeeyeefrank October 28, 2019

Doritos

A nickname you give to a boy or a guy you find cute and maybe like a little

Jena: Heyy Doritos
Austin: Wussup cutie

by Potmisham October 6, 2021

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023

Fiery Dorito

Girl eats a shit ton of laxatives after eating a bunch of Mexican then Engages in sexual activity's with a male then when the girl needs to shit, she shits on his nose causing a hot shitty nose.

Julia: Hey baby, i want to have sex with you baby then im going to give you a fat fiery Dorito.

Greg: Oooooooo yeah mummy i love that, that makes me so bricked come suck this long ass shlong.

by BigChodeChad June 23, 2025

Doritos

The best chips to ever exist.

Bob: Hey Jerry! Want some Doritos?

Jerry: HELL YEAH

by XyroTheTotallyRealGerman September 23, 2021