Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos

by Yeeyeefrank October 28, 2019

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023

Doritos

A nickname you give to a boy or a guy you find cute and maybe like a little

Jena: Heyy Doritos
Austin: Wussup cutie

by Potmisham October 6, 2021

Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos

Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

dorito

one of the most popular religions in southern countries

henlo almighty dorito i have come to sacrifice my toes to you almighty, righteous being

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020