dong hit

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth
by Keepurheadup September 28, 2008
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dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"
did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?
by Rufus B. May 21, 2008
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dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.
Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!
by Breydon November 15, 2006
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King of Dong

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
by Clifford Ball April 22, 2011
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Dong Dorm

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 12, 2008
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dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.
When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.
by Hal Jackson July 07, 2009
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