Vothm's Disease

A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'

I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..

by Mikeywood May 8, 2013

Dalek's Disease

Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.

"Damage, do you have dalek?"

-Wazuk

"Yes, I have dalek's disease."

-dalek

by dalek1111 June 20, 2021

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by susmansd April 5, 2021

old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

Gruv's Disease

A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.

Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.

After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.

There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.

Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.

My brother had to be put in a nursing home because he had Gruv's Disease.

by Bed time June 23, 2010

Moose Disease

A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.

bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?

bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!

bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!

by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010

Simms Disease

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.

Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.

by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011