When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
by Amans Vinum June 21, 2017
when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth
Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.
by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010
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by PatrioticLynx March 2, 2019
A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018