DILF

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck

Check that slut out, she's a fucking DILF.
Dude, that's your daughter!
Yeah she is!

by Alex Smyth August 19, 2022

DILF

Dad in law forever

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!

by I’mampm May 5, 2023

Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Dilf God

Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.

My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 22, 2021

dilf

dad i'd like to fuck (sven karvonen)

sven karvonen is a dilf

by definitivtinteenelevpåjarla February 5, 2021

dilf

a dilf is a hot older guy who usually have kids

harry styles is a dilf!!

by horny brunette March 17, 2021

Dilf

A dilf is somebody who is know as “That guy” and is the best of the best at any and everything.

Its the big fucking Dilf not the lil one nigga !

by The Big fucking dilf January 8, 2022