Diafff

Die In A Flaming Forest Fire

I hate him so much that I don't want him to just diaf, I want him to DIAFFF.

by theresamarie May 12, 2009

dickferential

Like differential (additional pay for time or duties beyond those normally required, the most common being working a shift other than the day shift), but instead of being paid extra for working odd hours, you're paid extra for your willingness to work with terrible people.

"I got a job as a mall security guard. It sucks, but the pay is decent. I get dickferential for putting up with mall rats."

by thebearthebearthebear November 19, 2009

Dicaprio blunt

A blunt rolled within a blunt. The first blunt is rolled normally preferably fat then encased in ground up pot in a second blunt wrap preferably full size cigar for max effectiveness. Contrary to popular belief the second wrap does not effect the flavor of the blunt. The goal is a extremely slowburning blunt. An eigth is recommended for this roll mostly on the outer layer. Origin: Plainville, CT BITCH

Stoner: Yo, we bouta smoke that dicaprio blunt tonight?

Stranger: wtf is that? Get away from me, I'm calling the police!

by Weed Wizard April 15, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.

Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.

Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!

Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!

Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!

by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011

decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

dickfeeder

one who feeds on the cum from the penis of the father rather than the milk from the breasts of the mother

ah! you dickfeeder.

by GuitarDude949 August 17, 2008

diafcc

Die in a fiery car crash, an acronym used when messing around with your friends who are annoying you or saying stupid things. Some people consider this a religion but this is just straight foolishness. If someone tells you that their religion is now DIAFCC, the appropriate response would, ironically, be "DIAFCC!"

Dude, I'd fuck a fat chick if I got the chance...
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!

Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*

I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*

by zomgittai December 27, 2008