1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
Get the head to the motherfucking deskmug. when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.
Generally used for stress relief.
Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)
Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)
Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD
by WildcatDeskDome March 8, 2011
Get the Bro-Desk Domemug. A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.
B: A heavily misused emoji.
B: A heavily misused emoji.
A: Joey is an information desk person.
B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016
Get the information desk personmug. when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.
by sativaindica April 20, 2021
Get the under the desk treatmentmug. To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.
I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!
by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011
Get the angry desk deucemug. When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018
Get the head off the deskmug. Tiny desk Engineer is evolution in Engineering and perfect companion for all situations
The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.
Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.
Extremely useful and expensive.
The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.
Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.
Extremely useful and expensive.
by Au_Vik June 15, 2020
Get the Tiny Desk Engineermug.