Dataed

Receiving so much information (data ) that you get overwhelmed to the point where you're about to go insane

Usually when you have so many plans for so many people , you get dataed because you can't think straight

by Faithmoriahfaith March 15, 2015

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Data Mining

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

by Haniseeker December 11, 2016

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

dataing

when your too scared to say dating

so are we dataing

by wefgrmhj,. November 25, 2019

Thick data

Thick data is qualitative information that provides insights into the everyday emotional lives of consumers. It goes beyond big data to explain why consumers have certain preferences, the reasons they behave the way they do, why certain trends stick and so on.

Data scientist 1: so what did u do this weekend?
Data scientist 2: dude, I've been running some regressions on this data set. My dataset so thick bro! Wanna see? (Pulls out laptop)
Data scientist 1: dayum son, dat data thicc tho! I'd run regressions on dat all night.

Data scientist 2: I actually did. My laptop has slow processing speed. It takes several hours to process thick data.

by benyafox January 11, 2020

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020