Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 24, 2021
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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
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Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
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Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform
The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf
by ianthm June 21, 2022
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customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
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custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
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