A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 24, 2021
When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform
by ianthm June 21, 2022
You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017