The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020

custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017

Custom

A sweet and amazing person who doesn't know their own worth. One who is truly special and deserving of good things.

Wow, he's really such a Custom...

by Reggie Zarola October 28, 2020

Wille Customs

The most amazing man to walk the planet. He’s got an amazing personality and is willing to take on any task. He’s definitely an alpha male and doesn’t take shit from anyone.

Wille Customs an actual stud.

by Stud alpha March 1, 2022

Genital Customization

A person who chooses to get transition surgery.

A person on YouTube got genital customization after showing a video of their transition from woman to man.

by jondich May 4, 2024

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019