Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.
Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.
Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021
Get the Crunchy Mommug. The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich
by Fanny McSweaty November 7, 2009
Get the Crunchy Sandwichmug. A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.
Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.
by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008
Get the crevice crunchymug. A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.
Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.
Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.
Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.
Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"
Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"
by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010
Get the Crunchy Creepermug. Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019
Get the crunchy frogmug. Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009
Get the crunchy conmug. by couch69 May 2, 2014
Get the crunchy cucumbermug.