by GarbageCollector January 3, 2021
Get the crunch timemug. Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).
by RoOohy July 6, 2004
Get the cock crunchmug. The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
by Zack March 26, 2004
Get the crunch berriesmug. 1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
Get the Captain Crunchmug. 
by ghettodonk May 1, 2010
Get the Crunch Bunnymug. by Garrett Hicks December 22, 2005
Get the Snootie Crunchmug.