crouchigol

One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.

Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!

by Mac CMS September 2, 2008

crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011

crouch

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

by gert mandem March 8, 2007

Crouch Cancel

Technique used in SSBM. If you hold down on the d-pad when attacked it reduces the amount of distance thrown back. The distance varies on the character. Some are significantly more useful like Samus's Crouch Cancel.

D21:Eh,I haven't played with samus in a while. I'll pick her.

Cltn: /puts down controller.

D21: Come Back! I won't crouch cancel.

by Diego Parra June 11, 2006

couchersize

When one excersizes while sitting on the couch. (Leg lifts, bycicles, weights, ect while remaining on the couch, often times watching TV)

"My dad couchersizes everyday in the comfort of his own home on his own couch while watching his favorite show."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009

couche burger

another word for female "genitalia", aka cunt twat chac, vag, beef curtains.

used in referance to yours,hers,your gfs, your moms or anyones vagina.

also used as an insult or term of endearment

shut the fuck up you couche burger

i railed that chic in her couche burger

dude i have a wedge and its right up my fucking couche burger

by MeGGeRs July 6, 2003

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008