close crop

1) third string wide receiver for the Hackensack Comets.

2) Someone who does a lot of stupid things

3) Nickname for someone who rocks a close crop hairstyle for almost all their life

1) Yo, check out my dude close crop sitting on the bench

2) Hey man, look at that close crop trying to spit to this girl that already go out with someone

3) U know what, since u always get a close crop, ima call u Close Crop

by Medina Pedro February 5, 2008

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

Crop Circle

The act of 15 or more people that form a ring with there feces
while two men have gay sex in the middle.

wow those guys are really having a heck of a crop circle there.

by DARK RAISIN February 20, 2011

cream of the crop

When bored farmers put corn cobs up their butt, and only the best ears of corn would make them produce cream in their jeans.

Forsooth, tis exceptional and is cream of the crop for the pleasure it stirs from my loins is unmatched!

by creamdelacorn June 16, 2018

crop flaring

When a drug dealers field is burned usually by another drug dealer so that the other drug dealer can make more money

drug dealer: i was crop flaring yesterday!

by Joe725 June 25, 2006

crop duster

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

Crop Duster

In order to do a proper "Crop Duster" one must powder his ass before going into the 69 position. If she doesn't cum up with powder on her face someting is wrong. (Scented powder recommended because it covers the smell)

She was powdered down after that crop duster i gave her last night

by BigMark30813 August 5, 2006