CrispyFudge

This man "CrispyFudge" is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He is what you call a "chad."

Evil Organization: I will kill you, burn down your house, and rape your kids.

CrispyFudge: "If"
Evil Organization: Begs for mercy and barely escapes his wrath.

by CrispyFudge July 29, 2022

crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011

A crisp one

A $100 bill. Synonym of a bill.

How much does that cost?

That's gonna run you a crisp one.

by x-Psycho August 2, 2016

sugar crisp

When pussy juice is left on your penis too long and gets crusty

"I haven't had a shower after nailing that chick and now my dick's all sugar crisp"

by Mengi January 17, 2017

extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017