Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Crisp

Same as 'Gucci' but way less bougie.

Yo those shoes are pretty crisp fam.

by SunGear March 19, 2020

Crisp

Crisp, a tiny creature that eats crisp

If a pack of crisp is left open over night it is most likely that crisp will eat it

"Hey! Who ate the rest of my crisp I was going to finish them ."
"The crisp probably ate them"

by I cant stop eating January 25, 2019

Sweet as a crisp

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018

Crisp Oyster

Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx

crisp oyster is my fav :3

by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019

Crisps

Commonly used in the UK, a term used for potato slices baked or fried, with some seasoning. Known as chips in the US.

Snacking on some crisps I see?
Indeed.

by cherry <3 December 14, 2020

Crazy Crisp

A word used by absolute racists. It was used by the slave masters to whip and kill blacks. Blacks were fed into he slave masters mouth and bit alive to get rid of their blackness.

Olivia devitt: Haha laylah you crazy crisp !
Laylah: Racism is not a joke.

by asdagang123 March 29, 2021