Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

cheating

when your (now ex) boyfriend goes to a friend's house and gets "drunk" and "high" and let's a girl he doesn't even know fuck him . knowing damn well you'll find out, he just admits it straight up and gives the excuse that he was too stoned to remember what happened or too drunk to know what he got himself into. therefore, leading to your breakup.

My boyfriend went to someone's house and fucked his friend's cousin. Uh oh, looks like cheating.

by thinkinglikeagirl April 24, 2019

creatine

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.

Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!

by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005

cheating cunt

a cheating basted who is hated by many people

Cristiano Ronaldo cheating cunt

by junkhouse July 8, 2006

Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need

She is cretting for a splif

by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011

Creeting

When a man starts cumming he begins danceing and twirling in circles, thous leaving seman all around the room

Baby im about to start creeting turn some music on so i can dance

by KierNigg/Kierslut October 22, 2010

non-sexual cheating

The impossible.

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you thats all.

by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011