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Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.
The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.
by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009
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Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008
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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
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Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears
Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!
by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022
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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.
Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021
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Creamy lemonade

My girl gave me a creamy lemonade last night
by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018
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Creamy Snowball

Taking a mouthful of some one else's jizz when you go down on some ho.
Jimmy got a creamy snowball after I screwed his girlfriend when he went down on her.
by Father Don Ignacio June 22, 2017
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