fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009

Cramer

(verb) For a host to, over the course of a televised interview, completely destroy his subject's professional reputation by exposing him as a fraud, hack or imbecile. As seen on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his interview with Jim Cramer on March 12, 2009.

Hey, remember when Stewart was on Crossfire back in 2004? He cramered those sons of bitches into the ground.

by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

crapierest

Much more than crapy, crapier, and crappiest.

Ed's mother is the the crapierest.

by Derek Z December 9, 2008

crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood

There's roaches all over this crapartment

by RazMutant April 27, 2008

jon crapper

the guy that invented the toilet

i got to go to the jon to take a crap

by bo ho May 7, 2004