country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.

You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.

by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018

carpet crawler

Crack Smoker, possibly of the middle-class, caucasian, club-going, loser variety. The people I heard use this expression won't actually use the word "crack", because - well...denial. It refers to the "end of the buzz" ritual of looking for leftovers to extend the party. Gross.

After Betty's Blue Star, we went to this after hours party, but it was full of carpet crawlers.

by Mr_Doodlebugg January 24, 2004

roof crawler

A derogatory slang term for African Americans due to the fact that the people stuck on their roofs during the Hurricane Katrina flooding were primarily of African American descent.

Look at that god damn roof crawler.

Kanye West: "George Bush hates roof crawlers"

by Seamus McNasty October 7, 2009

crambles

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

by xo3 July 28, 2009

Crabbed

To deliver aggressive, comatose inducing sex to a female. Also know as "breakin' backs". When eating Alaskan Crab, you break the crabs back. Hence, when you break a chicks back, she got "crabbed". Can be used in different verb tenses also.

Dayum, look at the ass on that broad! She'll get crabbed in a heart beat.

by New Shoes August 13, 2006