COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

Covid-snapped

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!

by Trixieqtii67 October 28, 2020

COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020

COVID-10011

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.

Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.

by Covido December 12, 2021

covid casual

A highly relaxed dress code appropriate only for those working from home during an ongoing global pandemic.

During his 5th day of employer mandated isolation, Ryan responded to important emails wearing nothing but his covid casual boxers and socks.

by nevets24 March 16, 2020

COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.

WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.

by YAWA September 8, 2020