colossus of clout

George Herman Ruth Junior aka Babe Ruth

As heard in the 1993 movie The Sandlot

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

by scgmilan April 30, 2011

Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.

Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"

by Ksbunker March 27, 2007

double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.

Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!

by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003

sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.

"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.

by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007

Cool Breeze

Dylan Rieder

Sunglasses on Chilling in the Corner not socializing with anyone. But looking cool as fuck.

That is Dylan Rieder a Cool Breeze.

by Moonka September 20, 2011

Cool Mode

Noun, Used to describe someone as a narcissist asshole who thinks they are better then everyone else.

Bob is being a total douchebag. He is in cool mode right now.

by BonerJamz3 January 2, 2010

its cool

word used as accepting an apology or saying its fine or its alright.

"yeah sorry about that"
"nah its cool man"

by vtwizard2 May 1, 2010