Converse

Cardboard cut-out shoes that last two seconds before you have to buy new ones. Basketball shoes that have been around for a long time, but are becoming a stupid trend. Currently owned by nike.

Stupid Emo-ass idiot: OOH I GOT NEW CONVERSE!!!
normal guy: didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:Yeah but these are NEW :D
normal guy: what happened to the ones you got yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:A raindrop landed on them and they blew up.
normal guy: oh great, new converse. made in sweatshops where poor children are exploited ...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:What does exploited mean? :S
Normal Guy: You better run, it's going to start raining...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: * Runs, when foot hits floor, converse fall apart*

by Steal This Definition! April 20, 2006

Convertextion

Having a conversation with someone via text messaging.

I'm having a convertextion on the phone.

by Mrs. O August 13, 2010

Conceited

Being fucking full of yourself. Thinking you're better than anyone else.

Fucking Steve. Such a conceited ass prick. Not every girl wants to sleep with you. Get over it.

by twentysevenclub June 14, 2015

Concerbed

Magick

I am concerbed for everyones safety.

by RayeDoki May 31, 2018

Converse

Big Ugly Clown Shoes That Skaters And Emos Use.

(See Skater,Emo

That Mans Converse Were So Big When He Was Walking He Fell Flat On His Face And Everyone Laughed And Started Singing The E.M.O. Song.

by GROINHOLD101 August 1, 2008

conceited

a guy in a my class named Grant Wood who takes BILLIONS of random ass pictures of himself with some Nyquil and allergy medicine...

Grant Wood is CONCEITED and is also in denial about it.

by hahahaha48 January 12, 2009

converse

awesome shoes that look awesome dirty and worn out rather then spik and span.... ya everyone wears them.... it used to be just rockers and goths but now preps and people wear them to

i was so freakin mad when my sister borrowed my filthy converses and cleaned them!!!!!!

i bought some white converses for skool this year and they were so freakin clean! so i wore them outside in the mud and on the half pipe and got them dirty before skool started then they looked so rocksum!!!!

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh February 14, 2007