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Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.
Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.
by Devontree September 30, 2021
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Conspiction

a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit
John is clearly suffering from conspiction.
by FSPer August 6, 2022
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Constrating

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.
Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.
by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022
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Conscriptovitch

A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation
Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch
by Pootman0 January 15, 2023
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Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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living Constitution

A phenology in which the executive office is the judiciary.
The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.

"Living" law.
by metawave January 24, 2019
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THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982

The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts
by Cody5050 February 22, 2022
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