get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube

Jim get off the computer

by kiki bender April 6, 2017

computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.

I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.

by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009

computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.

friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"

by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012

Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.

by IamFoxy January 7, 2022