Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018

compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways

I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut

by 1312 May 18, 2019

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Compassionist

One who constantly feels compassion.

She was a compassionist for the boy who had no friends.

by elizabeth_schuyler1776 May 5, 2020

Compalions

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS... THE WORLDS BIGGEST BADASS... THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS GAMER... Little can compare to their PURE BADASSERY... The king.... The overlord... Perhaps even the GOD.... You all wish you were Compalions.

"Compalions is soooooooooooooooo good at gaming oh my god"

by bill smith 22 July 25, 2021