comfort food

food that is not only comforting to the taste buds, but all the other senses.

gotta get me some comfort food

by frsky August 4, 2007

comefuckmeboots

Women's boots that are usually knee-high and patent leather, or any similar super-slutty style boots. worn to purposely look slutty or easy.

"I'm wearing my comefuckme boots out to the club tonight and I bet I can pull every man I see!"

by tizzy October 7, 2003

Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

by Jimmis June 22, 2009

dani campfield

A vampire.

Dani Campfield can be found draining the blood from a young mortal's neck in her spare time.

by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.

Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....

by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013

Built For Comfort

A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.

Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.

by kmo314 March 16, 2009