Cocaine Communion

When a group of people snort cocaine and pray to their dieties.

Hey man, you coming to the cocaine communion later?

Yeah, for sure! Just send my the address!

by Gabagoush June 21, 2023

Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.

My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.

by grace + determination July 18, 2023

low commotion

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.

Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.

by QuacksO March 14, 2024

unholy communion

the act of drinking urine directly from a man's penis.

My bladder was so full, but s/he swallowed every drop of my unholy communion

by Beast46807 December 15, 2024

Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

Lloyd cole and the commotions

British synth pop band popular in the uk in the 1980's but virtually unheard of in the united States. Jangly melodies percolating guitar riffs and coles unique "catch in the throat"lyrics give this band an unique sound not dissimilar to matthew sweet or prefab sprout
One of their most popular songs is "rattlesnakes from their album "1984-1989.this song has been covered by tori amos. The band broke up in 1989
And cole embarked on a solo career
He
He his wife and their kids are living in Boston

I downloaded lloyd cole and the commotions. It's kinda nice

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021