condom

a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out

by mr mcgooglestick May 13, 2005

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010

Condom Counter

A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.

If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.

That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.

by Calvin Scharaldi December 1, 2011

ear condom

An item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. Origin: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga puts on an ear condom when speaking to Alejandro.

by @hollymonster8 May 21, 2011

broken condom

It means you're useless.

Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.

by Technically a student August 6, 2006

Busted Condom

A man with a shaved head wearing a turtleneck

"Damn, motherfucker, you look like a goddamned busted condom!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005