A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.
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by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.
colton: im cool
by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. by Heepel May 10, 2016
Get the colton shaffnermug. yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds
Colton is dum
by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. by creamyblood October 18, 2020
Get the coltonmug.