1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Get the coffin car mug.A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.
“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
by The Magic Skool Bus Drop Out January 16, 2023
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however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
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A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)
Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)
TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.
Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)
Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)
TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.
Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that game?, the one called "The coffin of Andy and Leyley?", people are real disgusted and despise it and anyone who plays it.
Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
by This your your if November 18, 2023
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As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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