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Spongebob Close-up 

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!
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Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun 

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.
I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.

get close 

Get close is a phrase commonly sent on snapchat which means start talking, or talk to me and we can see if we can link (get together)
Someone get close xx
Hey x
Hey b x
get close by Csxx2003 August 15, 2017

Danger Close 

In close air support, artillery, mortar, and naval gunfire support fires, it is the term included in the method of engagement segment of a call for fire which indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of the target, usually 600 metres however The close proximity distance can be determined by the weapon and munition fired.
"steelrain, steelrain, this is Hitman calling in fire mission, popeye uniform 059 098 038 degrees 200 metres, danger close"

"roger that hitman, splash in 5 seconds"
-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
F-close by jay-x April 25, 2008

extreme close up 

A technique in Film and Media, which involves zooming in so far onto a persons face that you can practically feel their honking breath.
1) Wayne and Garth : EXTREME CLOSE UP! WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5