Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.
You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023
Get the Cat Clausemug. by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010
Get the pedosantafile clausemug. A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.
by hiplexicog October 11, 2014
Get the Herod Clausemug. The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.
by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003
Get the Hogan Clausemug. by thefullronnie August 29, 2011
Get the Pamper's Clausemug. by blasties February 25, 2009
Get the Helper Clausemug. The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
by danielsalt September 1, 2021
Get the Hozayin Clausemug.